Okay, this is really irritating!
A pervert who was caught raping a hen said he did it because he was too poor and afraid to chat up women.
Kevin Simiyi was caught in the vile act by the horrified owner of the chicken, which died from exhaustion shortly after the ordeal.
After asking for a lenient jail term, he was sent to prison for 15 months by a magistrate in Kenya for bestiality.
Simiyi, 18, told a shocked court he was too afraid to chat up women and they did not fancy him because he was poor.
When asked if he was guilty, he said: ‘Yes, I did it.
‘I was caught defiling the hen by its owner.
‘I fear approaching women because of the high level of poverty and I feel women are very expensive.’
Judith Nasimiyu, the hen’s owner, told the hearing the bird died of exhaustion last Friday as vets collected evidence against Simiyi.
The teenager pleaded guilty to bestiality in Bungoma, Kenya, and brazenly asked the court to be lenient because he was a first offender.
But magistrate Stephen Mogute sentenced him to 15 months in Bungoma Prison.