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Liverpool Is Having An Amazing Season Because I Peed On Their Posts - Bruce Grobbelaar

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πŸ“‚ Categories: Sports
🏷️ Tags: Soccer, EPL, Liverpool
Written By: Folami David

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Ex Liverpool goalkeeper, Bruce Grobbelaar has decided to take some of the credit for Liverpool's present amazing season, just because he peed on the goalposts at Anfield. Liverpool are now 10-point ahead of 2nd-placed Leicester City in the EPL after a 2-0 victory vs Watford on Saturday, which was sealed by 2 Mo salah goals. While many have hailed Klopp for his proper managerial skills, and the players for giving a good account of themselves game in game out, Bruce has given a strange explanation for their success that involves him. His words, β€œI had a testimonial in 1992 and I was sponsored by Zambezi lager and they sent a witchdoctor with the lager,” β€œHe went around on the posts and put his goat's tail, put his water on the posts of both sides, got the microphone and said: β€˜If you don't have the jungle man Bruce Grobbelaar here, you won't win the title'. β€œOf course, I went back to South Africa, went to Canada, came back. Remember when Stevie G [Steven Gerrard] slipped? One night game I went down to the Kop End, I peed on the posts. β€œThat breaks the spell. I got thrown out. I didn't do the Anfield Road and we finished second. β€œLast season I played in a corporate game here, we were in the dressing room and the guy said: β€˜You have to do the business today'. β€œI said: β€˜Okay.’ I took a water bottle, poured the water out, peed in the bottle, came back. "First half at the Kop End, I splashed it all over the posts. Second half, I came down to the Anfield Road End and splashed it all over the posts. End of last season.”


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