A Columbian woman complaining of abdominal pains shocked doctors when the cause of her ailment was revealed – she'd used a potato as a form of contraception.
Like seriously?! Lol!
The problems started after the vegetable sprouted roots that had started to grow inside the 22-year-old's reproductive organs.
The unnamed woman told medics: "My mum told me that if I didn't want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there. I believed her."
Luckily for the young woman, she will not suffer any lasting effects and the spud's removal did not require any surgery.
This highlights the serious issue concerning the youth of Columbia, who are rejecting conventional contraceptive methods such as condoms which has lead to unwanted teen pregcies and widespread unsafe s3x.
While s3x education has been compulsory in Columbian schools since the 1990s, many parents have rejected such teachings – leading to a cultural taboo regarding the discussion of s3x, let alone how to go about it safely.